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Offline Kenny from MD

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Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« on: February 23, 2008, 01:39:34 PM »


In March Im competing four weeks in a row at various tournaments, then taking a week off and doing it again. Due to reigstration fees, travel, accomidations, gym fees, etc, im looking at over 1500 to swing this all. In addition to working everyday, selling everything I can get my hands on, and working a different promotion job Im selling cookies to raise money to swing this. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is my first love, and I live and breathe it. Theres nothing Id rather do than train and compete everyday, so this isnt a question of if Im going, its just how Im gonna swing it.

I dont want this to seem like some sob story poor little kid thing either. Im far from starving and dont live a tough life and AM NOT looking for a handout. Im just trying to raise extra money by doing something Im good at, making cookies.

They are pumpkin cookies with a penuche frosting. THESE COOKIES ARE 100% VEGAN (as am i). If you see me in person, they'll be 2 for one dollar. Shipping is a little more than I expected, I didnt realize cookies were so heavy... paypal me a couple bucks and ill throw a bunch in a box for you. Basically priority shipping is around 5 bucks, first class is around 2-3 bucks, so if you send enough to send first class, youll get a couple, if you send enough to send priority, youll get a lot more. My paypal is beggarshardcore@gmail.com and Make sure you send your address with the payment!

(I sel these at punk rock/hardcore shows as well and go through them pretty quick so Im constantly baking new batches over and over, so youre always gonna get fresh ones, dont worry about that)

I promise they will taste really good, and I promise I will leave every ounce of sweat and blood I have on the mats in LA. Anyone willing to buy anything and help me out... this means the world to me, I cant put into words what Jiu Jitsu has done for my life, both physically and mentally. Anyone that knows me in real life knows how seriously I take this sport and this lifestyle. Thaannnnkkks and feel free to forward and repost this as you see fit

And heres some pictures of me doing mean things to people at the North American Grappling Championships in 2007





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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 01:54:58 PM »
IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 02:08:00 PM »
IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

Im doing it everywhere, Bridge 9 in paticular has been more of a help than I ever could of imagined. If I didnt say they were vegan, nobody would know, seriously. (the recipe is naturally vegan rather than substituted to make it work)  So if people arent into it, thats cool, and if they are, awesome.

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 04:07:44 PM »
Where are you competing March 8?  If that weekend is free, you could probably sell quite a few at the kids' tournament.  Send me a PM if you want to discuss it.

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 04:10:47 PM »
Clinzy- will you buy me someo vegan cookies at the kid tournament?

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2008, 04:47:03 PM »
How about driving up to the SB of Hardcore in NYC in early April? Lemme know what your schedule is and i can hook you up with Black n Blue Promotions. I can get you a table for a good price and i can get the crew behind you as long as your on the real.

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2008, 06:44:18 PM »
Clinzy- will you buy me someo vegan cookies at the kid tournament?


I will, if Kenny comes!!

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2008, 10:39:48 PM »
That's a pretty awesome idea, except that they're not chocolate.  For once I'm not meaning to be an ass, but you'd make a fuckton of money selling home-cured jerkies.  Animal jerkies.  The cuter, the better.

Ok, that last part was me being an ass.
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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 11:25:24 PM »
Dinky- Im working on more stuff, with chocolate in them. I have a bunch of new recipes Im gonna be trying out soon. I just have to get around to grocery shopping

Clinzy- March 8th is a balance in house im planning on going to, both to compete and to meet more people on my new team... if for some reason I cant find people from my school that waqnna go though Ill DEFINETLY send you a PM about the kids tournament. Once again, youre the best!!!

Alliance- I wont be back in town until April 7th, Im flying to Seattle after Pan Ams to hang out with my dream lady before coming back for NAGA. Which reallly sucks because otherwise I would DEFINETLY be at superbowl anyways, and definetly be down to get a table. But seriously thanks for being willing to help me out

And to everyone else, Im baking like 10 fresh batches tommorow!!

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 11:48:45 PM »
f**k.  now I want cookies. and hate working weekends.  Are you chillin out in the Philly area after Hassett's tournament?


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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 12:28:59 AM »
probably. if im there i might as well make a day out of it

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 10:42:41 AM »
Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 12:55:27 PM »
Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???


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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 01:28:39 PM »
IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

I'll only eat a Vegan cookie if I can shoot it first...

I'll see you at Hassett's, Kenny.  Pumpkin sounds good.


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Re: Buy vegan cookies from me and send me to Pan Ams
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 02:18:29 PM »
bring a couple dozen when your at the pan ams  i'll buy them