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[Kenny from MD]

In March Im competing four weeks in a row at various tournaments, then taking a week off and doing it again. Due to reigstration fees, travel, accomidations, gym fees, etc, im looking at over 1500 to swing this all. In addition to working everyday, selling everything I can get my hands on, and working a different promotion job Im selling cookies to raise money to swing this. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is my first love, and I live and breathe it. Theres nothing Id rather do than train and compete everyday, so this isnt a question of if Im going, its just how Im gonna swing it.

I dont want this to seem like some sob story poor little kid thing either. Im far from starving and dont live a tough life and AM NOT looking for a handout. Im just trying to raise extra money by doing something Im good at, making cookies.

They are pumpkin cookies with a penuche frosting. THESE COOKIES ARE 100% VEGAN (as am i). If you see me in person, they'll be 2 for one dollar. Shipping is a little more than I expected, I didnt realize cookies were so heavy... paypal me a couple bucks and ill throw a bunch in a box for you. Basically priority shipping is around 5 bucks, first class is around 2-3 bucks, so if you send enough to send first class, youll get a couple, if you send enough to send priority, youll get a lot more. My paypal is beggarshardcore@gmail.com and Make sure you send your address with the payment!

(I sel these at punk rock/hardcore shows as well and go through them pretty quick so Im constantly baking new batches over and over, so youre always gonna get fresh ones, dont worry about that)

I promise they will taste really good, and I promise I will leave every ounce of sweat and blood I have on the mats in LA. Anyone willing to buy anything and help me out... this means the world to me, I cant put into words what Jiu Jitsu has done for my life, both physically and mentally. Anyone that knows me in real life knows how seriously I take this sport and this lifestyle. Thaannnnkkks and feel free to forward and repost this as you see fit

And heres some pictures of me doing mean things to people at the North American Grappling Championships in 2007

[Alliance Soldier NYC]

IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

[Kenny from MD]

IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

Im doing it everywhere, Bridge 9 in paticular has been more of a help than I ever could of imagined. If I didnt say they were vegan, nobody would know, seriously. (the recipe is naturally vegan rather than substituted to make it work)  So if people arent into it, thats cool, and if they are, awesome.

[clinzy]

Where are you competing March 8?  If that weekend is free, you could probably sell quite a few at the kids' tournament.  Send me a PM if you want to discuss it.

[NikkiStitch]

Clinzy- will you buy me someo vegan cookies at the kid tournament?

[Alliance Soldier NYC]

How about driving up to the SB of Hardcore in NYC in early April? Lemme know what your schedule is and i can hook you up with Black n Blue Promotions. I can get you a table for a good price and i can get the crew behind you as long as your on the real.

[clinzy]

Clinzy- will you buy me someo vegan cookies at the kid tournament?

I will, if Kenny comes!!

[Dinky Dog]

That's a pretty awesome idea, except that they're not chocolate.  For once I'm not meaning to be an ass, but you'd make a fuckton of money selling home-cured jerkies.  Animal jerkies.  The cuter, the better.

Ok, that last part was me being an ass.

[Kenny from MD]

Dinky- Im working on more stuff, with chocolate in them. I have a bunch of new recipes Im gonna be trying out soon. I just have to get around to grocery shopping

Clinzy- March 8th is a balance in house im planning on going to, both to compete and to meet more people on my new team... if for some reason I cant find people from my school that waqnna go though Ill DEFINETLY send you a PM about the kids tournament. Once again, youre the best!!!

Alliance- I wont be back in town until April 7th, Im flying to Seattle after Pan Ams to hang out with my dream lady before coming back for NAGA. Which reallly sucks because otherwise I would DEFINETLY be at superbowl anyways, and definetly be down to get a table. But seriously thanks for being willing to help me out

And to everyone else, Im baking like 10 fresh batches tommorow!!

[turkey sandwich]

f**k.  now I want cookies. and hate working weekends.  Are you chillin out in the Philly area after Hassett's tournament?

[Kenny from MD]

probably. if im there i might as well make a day out of it

[Old School Grip]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

[irishspirit]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

[chachanj]

IMO theres too many gun and hunting freaks on here that would shoot an animal at the zoo if they could get away with it. Maybe hit up the Bridge 9 and Punknews type forums to sell these.

I'll only eat a Vegan cookie if I can shoot it first...

I'll see you at Hassett's, Kenny.  Pumpkin sounds good.


PS watch out for the "Pastry Chef",  he might think you're moving in on his territory.

[ARCH]

bring a couple dozen when your at the pan ams  i'll buy them

[The Vanilla Gorilla]

If you can make some peanut butter ones I'll buy some at Hassett's

Rick

ps welcome to balance

[Kenny from MD]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

not all chocolate has dairy in it. actually, milk chocolate is kind of considered "cheap" chocolate, where as a lot of the time fancy rich people chocolate is pure chocolate (dark) and doesnt have any dairy. and then on the other hand REALLY cheap chocolate doesnt have dairy either, they process the cocoa with alkali instead of milk. a lot of cookies at the dollar store are vegan because of this. also some other stuff that you wouldnt expect, like Oreos, are vegan

old school and rick- ill make sure to get on that, thanks guys

[clinzy]

Oddly, the Oreo thing came up very recently, & they aren't vegan.  They contain whey.

[livershot]

unless it is a fairly recent development the creamy filling in oreos is whipped sweetened lard.granted because of that i havent eaten an oreo since 1991 but if they are vegan now i will start eating them again.

[Eric Burdo]

unless it is a fairly recent development the creamy filling in oreos is whipped sweetened lard.granted because of that i havent eaten an oreo since 1991 but if they are vegan now i will start eating them again.

I believe they have changed their recipe, and are now vegan.

http://www.nabiscoworld.com/Brands/ProductInformation.aspx?BrandKey=oreo&Site=1&Product=4400000820

Still completely unhealthy, but soooooo tasty.

[Fredson Duff]

unless it is a fairly recent development the creamy filling in oreos is whipped sweetened lard.granted because of that i havent eaten an oreo since 1991 but if they are vegan now i will start eating them again.

I believe they have changed their recipe, and are now vegan.

http://www.nabiscoworld.com/Brands/ProductInformation.aspx?BrandKey=oreo&Site=1&Product=4400000820

Still completely unhealthy, but soooooo tasty.

unhealthy?!!! it's vegan. all vegan foods is supposed to be healthy. that's why people become vegan's...to eat oreo's. vegan's are skinny cuz that eat HEALTHY foods like oreo's.  you would know this if you were a vegan. 

VEGAN!!!

[SoCalJits]

Vegans are unforgivable heathens. 

People, please do not support this America hating, flag burning, Good Charlotte supporting cause.  Giving money to vegans=giving money to terrorists.  The Lord Jesus Christ created all the animals in the world for their human masters to do with them as they please.

Anybody in So Cal want to go hunting this weekend?

[turkey sandwich]

Vegans are unforgivable heathens. 

People, please do not support this America hating, flag burning, Good Charlotte supporting cause.  Giving money to vegans=giving money to terrorists.  The Lord Jesus Christ created all the animals in the world for their human masters to do with them as they please.

Anybody in So Cal want to go hunting this weekend?

f**k, I hate practically everything on that list, and am totally about smashing baby seals.  (pretty sure the same flies for my colleagues) Stay away from the open mat.  It would actually take a pretty skilled troll to survive her.  You either lack the hate, or intelligence to stay afloat.  Buy some water wings, and fill them with water.

[Dinky Dog]

Non sequitor whatnow? 

[Old School Grip]

Yeah. Hell-o TS! WTF was that all about?

[Alliance Soldier NYC]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

Cocoa isnt dairy right?

PS whoever posted that pic of the seal being clubbed your wrong for doing so. We all know it happens but why throw it in peoples face? Im not vegetarian but damn if id would rub a picture of a baby cow being killed in an animal rights persons face. The dude makes vegan cookies and its his thread. Not cool.

[turkey sandwich]

Yeah. Hell-o TS! WTF was that all about?

I just have shitty trolls.  socaljits is a shitty troll.  there should be like a school for trolls.  Also, there may have been some whiskey behind that one...

[Old School Grip]

No, cocoa is not dairy.

But yes, TS is losing his fuc-kin' SHITE!!!

[disconnect]

i saw your post on the b9 board. will be buying some cookies! good luck dude!

[Untappable]

How bout you get a better paying job and stop hocking your crappy cookies on this  forum?
I'm just kidding really, that was my impersonation of The Train, that guy cracks me up.

[SoCalJits]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

Cocoa isnt dairy right?

PS whoever posted that pic of the seal being clubbed your wrong for doing so. We all know it happens but why throw it in peoples face? Im not vegetarian but damn if id would rub a picture of a baby cow being killed in an animal rights persons face. The dude makes vegan cookies and its his thread. Not cool.

Guess what hippy its a free country and there is something called the 1st ammendment.  If you dont like it move back to Cuba and live with your hero Raul.

What's not cool is undermining an industry that is the backbone of America because you are too lazy to get a real job.  Cut your hair, work a 9-5, and get your heathen tuchis in church, and things will work out for you alot quicker than trying to rip off the girl scouts of America.

TS----Keep drinking yourself to an early grave.  You are beneath me, and I will not respond to such filth.

[turkey sandwich]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

Cocoa isnt dairy right?

PS whoever posted that pic of the seal being clubbed your wrong for doing so. We all know it happens but why throw it in peoples face? Im not vegetarian but damn if id would rub a picture of a baby cow being killed in an animal rights persons face. The dude makes vegan cookies and its his thread. Not cool.

Guess what hippy its a free country and there is something called the 1st ammendment.  If you dont like it move back to Cuba and live with your hero Raul.

What's not cool is undermining an industry that is the backbone of America because you are too lazy to get a real job.  Cut your hair, work a 9-5, and get your heathen tuchis in church, and things will work out for you alot quicker than trying to rip off the girl scouts of America.

TS----Keep drinking yourself to an early grave.  You are beneath me, and I will not respond to such filth.

well that was witty and enlightening.

[kebam]

How bout you get a better paying job and stop hocking your crappy cookies on this  forum?
I'm just kidding really, that was my impersonation of The Train, that guy cracks me up.

lol

[Dinky Dog]

Worst troll ever.  Jesus.  It's like watching a B-movie that's not quite B-movie... so bad and yet a certain grandeur does not creep in.  Where's Irom?

[chachanj]

you know,  I need money too (to pay for crack)

I think that I will sell my famous Pork Cookies.  I'll see you at Hasset's

[turkey sandwich]

you know,  I need money too (to pay for crack)

I think that I will sell my famous Pork Cookies.  I'll see you at Hasset's

pork and cookies?  mmmmm

[donegalpunk]

you know,  I need money too (to pay for crack)

I think that I will sell my famous Pork Cookies.  I'll see you at Hasset's

pork and cookies?  mmmmm

I usually grab a handful of pork cookies at night when I settle in with a cup of hot fat and some frozen mayonaisse. Only the best for the boy from Chester.

[SoCalJits]

you know,  I need money too (to pay for crack)

I think that I will sell my famous Pork Cookies.  I'll see you at Hasset's

pork and cookies?  mmmmm

I usually grab a handful of pork cookies at night when I settle in with a cup of hot fat and some frozen mayonaisse. Only the best for the boy from Chester.

All this talk about pork is making me hungy!

[TheTrain]

How bout you get a better paying job and stop hocking your crappy cookies on this  forum?
I'm just kidding really, that was my impersonation of The Train, that guy cracks me up.

LOL

you forgot to mention we all have teeth for a reason....to eat MEAT

[donegalpunk]

Dude. How many pigs does it take to make a whole bag of deep fried pork teats?

Man, them's some good eatins.

[Fingerlock]

Man that's some messed up stuff.  The guy's just trying to get to the Pan Ams.

Famous Amos did the same thing your doing and made millions.  I think he spent it all, but, you get the idea.

You go for it Kenny, they're joksters and haters everywhere.  Don't let them discourage you!

[TheTrain]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

[Dinky Dog]

I'm still trying to figure out why they call you a troll. 

[FWpodcast]

I placed an order for cookies on the 23rd and they just arrived! I have sampled a couple four cookies in the five minutes they've been here and I can vouch for their tastiness.

Good job Kenny, and good luck at the pan-ams!

[Alliance Soldier NYC]

Kenny, I will definitely buy some cookies from you when you come to Philly. I am not sure I'll make it to the tournament, but let's make arrangements.

P.S. Chocolate = good.

How is it possible to have real chocolate in Vegan cookies???

Cocoa isnt dairy right?

PS whoever posted that pic of the seal being clubbed your wrong for doing so. We all know it happens but why throw it in peoples face? Im not vegetarian but damn if id would rub a picture of a baby cow being killed in an animal rights persons face. The dude makes vegan cookies and its his thread. Not cool.

Guess what hippy its a free country and there is something called the 1st ammendment.  If you dont like it move back to Cuba and live with your hero Raul.

What's not cool is undermining an industry that is the backbone of America because you are too lazy to get a real job.  Cut your hair, work a 9-5, and get your heathen tuchis in church, and things will work out for you alot quicker than trying to rip off the girl scouts of America.

TS----Keep drinking yourself to an early grave.  You are beneath me, and I will not respond to such filth.

Eh, im so far from being a hippy that i guarantee that by music tastes alone your closer to being a hippy than i am, most people are.
Theres no doubt that the cattle industry is the backbone of America, but there are many people who wish that wasnt so and out of respect of THEIR right of free speech i refuse to throw facts (or even pictures) in their face to shut them up which is what you were clearly trying to do.
Yes theres such a thing as free speech but theres also such a thing as giving a kid who's just trying to raise money to go to the Pan Ams the right to do so without derailing his thread.

[Dinky Dog]

How is the cattle industry the backbone of America?   

[Kenny from MD]

Hahaha! This thread has it all! Thank you to evvvvveryone whos been helping me, or will be helping me, or is just encouraging me. I love baking, and I love choking people. Training realllly hard every night!

[lay n pray]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

[TheTrain]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

true


what about weed cookies.  you can become a millionaire at 10th Planet JJ alone

[turkey sandwich]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

mmm hemp bread... it's like chewable rope.

[SoCalJits]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

mmm hemp bread... it's like chewable rope.

Wouldn't you be more comfortable with popsicles?  Help practice your skills for the weekend?

[turkey sandwich]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

mmm hemp bread... it's like chewable rope.

Wouldn't you be more comfortable with popsicles?  Help practice your skills for the weekend?

kind of drab, and offensive in kind of a 10th grade sort of way... requires almost a second of thought, and then you realize that second was entirely wasted.  asking you to insult somebody is like asking a retard to do your statistics homework: you know you're just going to have to lock him back up in his cage and do it yourself anyhow, so why make the effort?

[SoCalJits]

I actually admire Kenny and his entreprenurial spirit. He's not begging, he's selling something he is making. Respectable. The Vegan thing, not so much.

If he wasn't a Vegan I bet he'd have more of a mind for business, but the lack of iron and protein doesn't stimulate the brain properly.

Not to mention that there is a direct corrleation between red meat intake and mental toughness.  Can't expect to do too well at pan ams w/out being mentally tough.  But at least this hippie has a job.  All other tree huggers should take note of his drive and creativity. 

Kenny, if you alter your recipe to include hemp bread and organic peanut butter, I think the vanilla gorilla will clean you out of all of your inventory. 

mmm hemp bread... it's like chewable rope.

Wouldn't you be more comfortable with popsicles?  Help practice your skills for the weekend?

kind of drab, and offensive in kind of a 10th grade sort of way... requires almost a second of thought, and then you realize that second was entirely wasted.  asking you to insult somebody is like asking a retard to do your statistics homework: you know you're just going to have to lock him back up in his cage and do it yourself anyhow, so why make the effort?

My brother has down Syndrome, so you best watch your mouth.  That comment is hurtful and insensitive.

Anybody want to hit up a Churrascaria tonight in SoCal?  Riverside area?

[turkey sandwich]

yawn. 

[SoCalJits]

yawn. 

Oh Turkey Sandwhich!  You are such an internet tough guy!  Keep pwning me!  LOLZ!!!

I hope one day I find you at a jits tourney. 

[noswotgniltserw]

So your spamming here too? nice

[JJBJJ]

Kenny, bring some cookies to the Hassett tournament if you decide you are coming.  Pan Ams, here we come.  Good luck and welcome to the team.

[JIU JITSU JOE]

JJBJJ, you dont need anymore cookies....I thought you were doing the "lightest" division wit me shane and eddie jr. you need to make weight!

[bob s]

just want to say thet you look freindly in the pictures with the cookies but in the picutes when you are wrestling you look mean so that makes me think the cookies might be a trick and you are not really friendly thanks bob

[illbert]

If getting free food from my hook-up at Whole Foods has taught me one thing it's that vegan cookies are edible punishment.

That aside, I support your cause, Kenny. Do you have a PayPal account to accept donations?