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[donegalpunk]

yes

i  got lazy the last week and a half ago and slacked off keeping the routine

BUT, these things are on the money so far!!

some of you might say "c'mon dude wheres the proof"

well here it is biitches : TRUE FUKKIN STORY

the wifey and i were randomly enjoying a little hugging and smooching time in the dining room, well during the slight writhing of light smooching she kept wincing and saying "ouch" . she's all "i know you're trying to poke me" i thought she was talking about my cokk, but junior wasnt even hard  at the time. i tell her to explain
and she says " i know you're trying to poke me w/those " those? wtf!!
lmfao,
she was talkin' bout studboys pecs muthafaukkas!!!!! they be hurtin bitches & shiit !!

 i still feel tight even after slacking for 12 days

and thEy have also made me notice i gots to lose summa this gut to match my otherwise incredible upper body 

So what you're telling us is that this device makes your nipples hard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZH-kXTqCU

[Morgan]

so what your telling us is that the results have allowed you to abuse your spouse in more creative ways? I would like to see an updated commercial with that as a selling point. 12 days since the last use huh? could my prediction be coming true already? move over ab roller and make room in the closet for your new friend.

[nphocus]

After the glowing endorsements, and recently recieving $700.00 in walmart gift cards, I dropped 19.99 on a set of these perfect pushup thingamabobs.

5'9 3/4" 273lbs this a.m.  I did a couple of sets last night, just checking them out.  This morning I did standard width 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2.  f**k me in the goat booty.  It brought me to my knees.  The pump along the back of my arms was nice.  I'll go wider later today and see how it hits the chest.

I'm not sure if it's better than regular pushups, but it's something different, something strange.  It was interesting enough that my 4 year old started trying to do some on his knees and after him my 2 year old started playing with them...  You don't get that at a gym.  It was nice.  Now if only they made a perfect pushup wii-mote.

Thanks for all the reviews.

-Nphocus


Btw, if someone in RVA has a 20kg kettlebell for sell, I'm looking to pick one up.

[donegalpunk]

SO...now who's going to try the perfect pullup?

[nphocus]

SO...now who's going to try the perfect pullup?

As soon as it's 19.99 at walmart, I'll be all on it.

Btw, Dick's sporting goods AND Target are now selling Kettlebells.  Target is carrying bitch bells up to 20lbs by GoFit.  Dick's is carrying them up to 45lbs, also by GoFit.  As soon as the kbs were in the house, my 2yo and 4yo start fighting over who gets to "play" with the 15 pounder.  They sumo lifted through the entire dvd.  The 2yo is only 30lbs himself, my little blond haired blue eyed soul child   My baby girl crawled around the floor trying to avoid getting pulled by me and my wife's various swings and snatches... Fun day for all.

f**k am I tired.

[SanDaWang]

why 20kg?

you weigh in excess of 250lbs, right?

[AgentCooper]

Those GoFit KB's are shaped weird IMO. The hand is way too wide...makes a lot of the KB routines kinda awkward.

Not to mention the biggest they carry is 35lbs.

[clinzy]

why 20kg?

you weigh in excess of 250lbs, right?

It's because he's a girly man, and his wife is stronger than he is, pound for pound.

[neckcranker310]

so what your telling us is that the results have allowed you to abuse your spouse in more creative ways? I would like to see an updated commercial with that as a selling point. 12 days since the last use huh? could my prediction be coming true already? move over ab roller and make room in the closet for your new friend.

yes, i am a mult-tasker, at abuse

[neckcranker310]

After the glowing endorsements, and recently recieving $700.00 in walmart gift cards, I dropped 19.99 on a set of these perfect pushup thingamabobs.

5'9 3/4" 273lbs this a.m.  I did a couple of sets last night, just checking them out.  This morning I did standard width 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2.  f**k me in the goat booty.  It brought me to my knees.  The pump along the back of my arms was nice.  I'll go wider later today and see how it hits the chest.

I'm not sure if it's better than regular pushups, but it's something different, something strange.  It was interesting enough that my 4 year old started trying to do some on his knees and after him my 2 year old started playing with them...  You don't get that at a gym.  It was nice.  Now if only they made a perfect pushup wii-mote.

Thanks for all the reviews.

-Nphocus


Btw, if someone in RVA has a 20kg kettlebell for sell, I'm looking to pick one up.

quit bein' a defiant rebellious black man for a sec and follow the instructions, trust me


p.s im just now starting to get interested in kettle bells, i'll be interested in your review

seeing we are similar in age and size,

[nphocus]

why 20kg?

you weigh in excess of 250lbs, right?

It's because he's a girly man, and his wife is stronger than he is, pound for pound.

I'll bite on that.  As soon as San answers his PM I'll pick up a 24kg.  I refuse to acknowledge any woman's physical, mental, emotional, or ethical superiority. 

[SanDaWang]

why 20kg?

you weigh in excess of 250lbs, right?

It's because he's a girly man, and his wife is stronger than he is, pound for pound.

I'll bite on that.  As soon as San answers his PM I'll pick up a 24kg.  I refuse to acknowledge any woman's physical, mental, emotional, or ethical superiority. 

amen sister. Sorry I can't say what's what. I have several different types of 24kg bells; Ader mostly, that have different handles. I am not really sure what they are worth or what I am willing to take for them. I have two hard classes right now. I am taking my midterm in like 10 minutes, but here I am posting on the forum...

[Pinback]

That settles it!  I'm getting a set!

[neckcranker310]

PERFECT PUSHUPS Full review


Synopsis: the perfect pushups were created by an ex-navy seal (woop de fukking do), the design and Quality of the product were top notch considering that I weigh a thousand Pounds yet still felt comfortable imposing my massive weight upon these tiny little things.
The bearing assembly doesn’t even feel slightly strained when I lay the whole of my island Thickness down, the gripping on the bottom adheres great to multiple surfaces (I have personally tried concrete, linoleum, hardwood floors, carpet and turf) which is awesome because if they didn’t than you would fall on your face.

Effectiveness : very , even after short use will one feel and see a difference. With continued use even more so. These are really good for tightening and making your pecs, biceps, triceps and lats all bigger and buffer, even when I discontinued for a coupe of weeks (literally) I still felt the tightness and my muscles were still booming.
The program (which I recommend following) is very well designed, it doesn’t overload You into being mentally bummed out that you have to do another set, and is easy to follow, especially since you skip days

Re-usability: high, unlike most obtrusive home gym equipment these little things are easy to use anywhere, the backyard, the dining room  I personally use them at work. But ive seen fools bring them to the track, and one douche had them in his gymbag and used them at the local 24hr fatness WTF..
Anyway  I’m no doctor, but I have NOT  felt any un-natural soreness, it seems the movements while using these feel fluid/natural.

The biggest obstacle when using these was my laziness


Pros: inexpensive, effective, quick and lasting results, small and easy to store anywhere Built well, and your pecs will be hurtin biitches

Cons: you cannot hang clothes on them when not in use


PERFECT PUSHUPS 
IF YOU CANT DO'EM THAN YOU'RE THE PERFECT PUTO
                 

[donegalpunk]

Cons: you cannot hang clothes on them when not in use

That's it. I'm not getting them.