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[yinzerninja]

Even though I'm new here, I believe I have valuable things to share with all of you.  First of all, I'm from Pittsburgh, possibly the greatest city in the country for sports (with the exception of the Pirates--may the Nuttings die in a fire).  HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO! Best cheer ever. A Yinzer is someone who speaks Pittsburgh English http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_English.  I definitely qualify 'nat.

Second, all of you butt-flopping, same sex partner between your legs for hours BJJ folks are probably not used to the perspective of a real follower of budo like me, someone who studies ninjutsu.  Ask me your martial arts question and I will give you a warrior's answer.

[thebaadtouchh]

Even though I'm new here, I believe I have valuable things to share with all of you.  First of all, I'm from Pittsburgh, possibly the greatest city in the country for sports (with the exception of the Pirates--may the Nuttings die in a fire).  HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO! Best cheer ever. A Yinzer is someone who speaks Pittsburgh English http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_English.  I definitely qualify 'nat.

Second, all of you butt-flopping, same sex partner between your legs for hours BJJ folks are probably not used to the perspective of a real follower of budo like me, someone who studies ninjutsu.  Ask me your martial arts question and I will give you a warrior's answer.

There, I have corrected your post to excentuate the good parts and eliminate the retardulous parts.

Now: What do you think about......   Ohio?  

[yinzerninja]

Ohio has inferior geography, being very flat when compared to the city of champions, an inferior professional football team, and many low quality residents (Browns fans).  Since you're from Western PA originally, for you I am simply restating the obvious. 

[thebaadtouchh]

Good answer. I was testing to make sure you are a real Yinzer.

Now... What city is more pathetic..

Baltimore for having to import a football team from *Cleveland*? (Ick thats bad)

Or Philidelphia for being on the side of PA that no one would miss if it sank into the ocean?

[F00tL0cker]

Your posts are not funny whatsoever, why?

[keith50]

Yinzer you are quite possibly the coolest guy on here.....how...did...u....become        so.....cool? cricketcricket

[yinzerninja]

Brawltimore, Murderland vs the City of Brothers on Drugs in a pathetic competition?

Tough choice.  I'd have to say Brawltimore, for importing the Team-formerly-known-as-Browns.  Philly is less pathetic because the cool people in Philly help to balance out the enormous population of crackers and rednecks in the center of the state of PA.  Pennsylvania: Pittsburgh to the West, Philly to the East, Arkansas in the middle.

Keith: it's hard not to be cool having a hermaphrodite girlfriend, and studying the arts of the ninja.

[MattG]

Why is that when I used to go to pittsburgh all of the time ALL of the streets are one way going the wrong way???

Why weren't there any zombies at the kumite classic the three times I went?

Why do yinz enjoy eating at "the o" so much?

[yinzerninja]

Why is that when I used to go to pittsburgh all of the time ALL of the streets are one way going the wrong way???

Why weren't there any zombies at the kumite classic the three times I went?

Why do yinz enjoy eating at "the o" so much?

Since you are not from the city of champions, you don't understand our superior street organization scheme. What, would you want wide streets, laid out "sensibly" in a grid, with no hills bridges or rivers to allow you to show off manly navigational skills? Pansy!

There are always zombies at the Kumite Classic. They take the form of guys from Pittsburgh Fight Club, who have had the same guys winning the beginner no gi division at the Kumite several years running.

The Dirty O? Awesome hot dogs, huge cheap baskets of fries with cheese, gravy and catsup, what's not to love? The "O" is also prime entertainment: the mixture of drunk college students, derelicts, roving policemen with dogs, and residents from Pittsburgh's Hill District mean that a late night trip to the O to soak up the booze from your bender will always lead to interesting things to watch.